Okay, mea culpa. The title is deceiving here. Don’t get your panties in a sling. Some of you might want to know if I ever heard from “the Tyrone”. See former blog post if you don’t know to what I am referring. I think I will have to add him as a category here because… […]
“From Now On, I’ll be Mad”
Forget saftety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation, be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough, From now on, I’ll be mad. ~Rumi~ by
Does Kobe Poop too?
My son had some issues with the thought of pooping at school when he was very young. He was in kindergarten and he just didn’t like to go anywhere but home. Yes, I know that my blog has degenerated quickly into discussions of poop but what can I say. I am a “shitty” blogger. Ha. […]
I Got the Moves Like Jagger
I grew up when Jagger was on the Ed Sullivan show. Some people thought he was ugly. I thought he was hot. I still do in a way. I cannot help it as the Stones were such a part of my upbringing. My college boyfriend — he looked like Mick Jagger. And guess what — […]
How Not to Get Out of Jury Duty: Just Ask Me
If you want to get under my skin…ask me how to get out of jury duty. I’ve even lost a friend over it. Or so I think. My family has even taken my wrath for asking me this question. It just about makes my skin crawl. You see I see this as the ultimate problem […]
Thought on getting pulled over by the PO-lice…
I got pulled over today. I wouldn’t have noticed it…except my daughter said “mom, there’s a cop chasing you.”. Sure enough there he was, sirens and all. He acted as though I was a fleeing felon. I was actually just on a rush, on my way to a soccer game for my daughter with kids […]
He who Departed, Farted and other Times We Protest Too Much — an Addendum to Why I am Not A Stalker
You might say: I must have been a lawyer in my past life. Who else uses words like addendum? But it’s another fun word to say. Go ahead. Say it. Every story has another branch story. And here is one on stalking…. (here is your tune…”You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon) One time when I was […]
TEXTING YOUR DATE
I am sad to report that my hot hubby and I often are seen like this cartoon. I am going to ban us from using our devices with each other and in front of our kiddies…. Many of you will relate and find this funny. Or tragic. by
FAKING IT — A LESSON IN LIFE FROM MY MOM
I miss my mom. A lot. So, I want to write about my mom. But I could never, ever, confine that to a “post”…never just one. She is too big a person – even at 5 foot tall. My mom is the most powerful tour de force I have ever met. She deserves chapters. And […]
LET GO OF WHO YOU ARE — BECOME WHO YOU HAVE NEVER IMAGINED TO BE….JOURNEY WITH ME
When I let go of who I am, I become who I might be. ~Lao Tzu by